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Links, pictures, quotes and other stuff too small or too random to put on ColourOfTelevision.com. Assorted media collected and posted by Derek.

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Aug
27th
Wed
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A “warload” is basically an agressive and unsolicited ejaculation.
A “warload” is basically an agressive and unsolicited ejaculation.
Aug
15th
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Move over, Daniel Craig, it’s time for:
Rick Astley in… Never Gonna Give You Up.

Move over, Daniel Craig, it’s time for:

Rick Astley in… Never Gonna Give You Up.

Jun
23rd
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"Our sex appeal just dropped exponentially"

  • Derek: Also, best linux based pickup line? "Baby, do I have the appropriate permissions to grep your root?"
  • MC Lean []: haha
  • MC Lean []: 777 baby
  • Derek: ahaha
  • Derek: When you breakup amiably, you can send an email saying "chmod relationship 555"
  • MC Lean []: hahaha
  • MC Lean []: Our sex appeal just dropped exponentially
  • Derek: sudo increase sex appeal?
  • MC Lean []: Incorrect root password
Apr
25th
Fri
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From Energy Fiend.
Apr
2nd
Wed
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Oh dear. 
Found in a Fark thread. 

Oh dear. 

Found in a Fark thread. 

Mar
29th
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Latanya Service, 32, of Camden, got a half-gallon of Bacardi, a 20-pack of beer, a couple 12-packs and some other items.

She doesn’t mind the congestion in the parking lot. If stores sell on Sunday, she won’t be buying.

“That’s the Lord’s day,” she said. “People ain’t gonna go to church because all they’re gonna do is go to the liquor store. Instead of getting up to praise the Lord, all they’re gonna do is go to the liquor store. Drinking times three.”

Mar
28th
Fri
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The Dachshund Song

Weiner dog, weiner dog, weiner dog, weiner dog… 

Mar
27th
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Mar
26th
Wed
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Wildly inappropriate.  From the same Fark Thread as the last image, but this one has no discernible context.
Wildly inappropriate. From the same Fark Thread as the last image, but this one has no discernible context.
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Found this in a Fark Thread.  The best part is where it notes that the dwarf-tosser is also a member of a male balloon dance team.
Found this in a Fark Thread.  The best part is where it notes that the dwarf-tosser is also a member of a male balloon dance team.