Masanobu, a Japanese man is the world’s champion in masturbation. He holds the record for the longest masturbation session in the entire world. Japan. It’s a place. (via)
There is a whole lot of weird going on in this video, but I think the weirdest weird part of all the weird parts happens at 2:37.
“Because a real female, of course, smells dirty. … So we have this anime. Isn’t it clean and pretty?”
There is most certainly a WAGS essay to be written here.